Don’t ignore the red flags guys.

Okay, so my ok cupid date. Overall not a terrible time but there were a few red flags when I look back on it. First of all these things he said are all taken out of context, but still hilarious.  In the first date he mentioned that 1. He only has three friends. 2. He has been on over 20 ok cupid dates because he’s BORED. 3.  He doesn’t make a lot of money. OH WAIT ALSO he doesn’t really like music that much. Okay that last one really gets me…how can you not like music? I’m sorry I can’t take you seriously if you don’t like music. So I ask him…so what do you do then, if you don’t listen to music? He goes, “well i have maybe 100 songs I have purchased on my ipod that I listen to.” Hmm. Weirdo.

Anyway the fact that he mentioned he doesn’t make very much money yet still paid for my beers that night was a good sign so I thought maybe seeing him again wouldn’t be so awful. We ended the night on good terms (he walked me to my car!) and he said he’d call me.  And he did in fact call  me two days later.  I wasn’t sure if I wanted to see him again..I was just like meh.  Good thing he made up my mind for me…

So get this, he calls me Wednesday night at about 10:30 pm.  We make awkward small talk at first then he goes, “Listen Megan.” – And anytime anyone says your name when you’re in the middle of a conversation with them you KNOW its serious. DUH I KNOW YOU ARE TALKING TO ME  YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY MY NAME.  So anyway he goes, ” I just got back from a second date with this girl and I want to see her again. And I’m not very good at seeing two people at once. But I’m really bad at dating and things never really work out for me so can I call you if things don’t work out with this girl?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

NO. I go..listen guy, I am not going to wait around for you and ALSO you didn’t even need to tell me that. Good luck with dating. CLICK.

Is he for real? wow.

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Date night.

So tonight I’m going on a date. First of all his last name is crotty…so there’s that. Well we’ve been texting today and he goes, “I got a real short hair cut and I don’t look as cool as my pictures. Just so you know.” I go, “Well make sure you wear a beanie. Did you go to great clips? Guys always make that mistake.” He goes, “No. I have a guy. He has a barber pole and everything. He’s very legit.”

Can’t wait to see where the night leads…

 

Ok cupes.

Well I’ve decided since I’m thirty (and single) I should maybe restore my ok Cupid account? Always seems like a good idea at the time. I mean, what’s the harm right? Well since re activating my account two days ago it seems I already have some gentlemen callers…

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Stay tuned for some more riveting posts of my spectacular dating life!